Thanks to an anonymous counselor we have in our hands the 2017 version of the Christmas card by Elon Musk. For those who were not lucky enough to make their mailing list, we are publishing it below.
Earthlings measure years according to the time it takes for this planet to turn
around his sun, but I've always had a different relationship with
and not just because I'm Martian (joking, maybe, you know, do not do it
Worry about that.) But even I can not deny that things are moving forward. Y
With so many things happening in my life, this seems like a good time as any
I share the latest achievements of my family.
(NB: To facilitate its use, I will use Earth years)
SpaceX (15 years) Man these companies grow fast. SpaceX does not finish successfully launching its 12th refueling
mission to the International Space Station this summer, increased its ambitions
with a pretty detailed plan to colonize
Mars . (OK, as long as
when he gets home for Thanksgiving and Christmas!) The outline
involves an interplanetary transport system that the company calls BFR,
or Big Fucking Rocket (you wonder where they get their sense of
humor!), which will definitely have been built in just five years.
Tesla (14 years old) After promising to start deliveries of his affordable Model 3 sedan this summer, my little car maker went all the way to
Hell of production for this to happen. And boy is the car
its huge glass roof, its innovative touch screen interface (so long
dashboard), and all the acceleration expected from Tesla.
I'm sure the 400,000 people who have foreordained one will agree
every time they get theirs! As if that was not enough, my precocious
teenager showed an electricity
semitruck -a group
of companies have already placed their orders, and a new version of
the Roadster alone
to give a hard hit to gasoline cars. And he did everything, even
with the SEC poking
around and handling a class action accusing her of being a racist
practices ! This is the guy who does all the extracurricular activities.
OpenAI and Neuralink (ages 2, 1) I always thought that we should merge our brains with computers, and I'm very happy that two of my younger ones are
dedicated to doing it
As if that was not enough, OpenAI is using surprisingly slender sumo
fighters to make artificial intelligence more intelligent and agile. Maybe even
find the time to help older brother Tesla with that the AI chip is doing
The Boring Company (age 1) Celebrated his first birthday this month! And based on the tunnels, he's been digging under the headquarters of SpaceX
in Los Angeles and under Baltimore, I have to ask myself if someone
He cheated on me with the moleman! Now, Boring knows my views on the public
and he has assured me that these tunnels will be for hyperloops and
private vehicles on electric sleds, only. I'm glad to know that when it's
It's time for the old man to visit his son underground, I will not have to
Worry about serial killers or even other people.
So, my friends and fans, comrades and competitors, short investors
and a lot, my best news. May your lives be so rich, electrifying,
and ambitious like ours.
The life of Elon